boxer murders opponent over erection

We turned his body over, and he was still stiff.  Earlier that evening in the boxing ring, he came out of his corner with a bulging, obvious boner.  His opponent was so enranged at the sight of the pitched tent that he flew into a rage and choked the man.

Looks like he couldn't handle the... stiff competition.
YYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAAH!

wwwww

This reminds me of that gaijin who was fighting in some superior Japanese MMA competition (k-1 iirc) and when both fighters went to touch gloves before the fight started the superior Japanese fighter gave the baka gaijin a kiss to rile him up which worked because this typically insecure and humourless westerner got sooooo upset he sucker punched his unsuspecting opponent and killed him while constantly screaming "I'm not a fag!" "Why did he kiss me?!" "I'M NOT GAY!".

True story.

>>3
gaijin
baka
superior Japanese
humourless

Get the fuck back to /b/, now.

>>4
U MENA /a/.

or /jp/.

>>4
NIGGER

>>6
>>6
Lulz so funny xD

>>7
There is nothing funny about NIGGERS.

>>3
... and ever since then, he's been the champ, right?

>>6-8
Go back to /b/.

>>9-10
Back to /lounge/, please.

>>11
Come from /lounge/, please

>>12
Back to bizarro /lounge/, suomynonA.

>>13
Okay, I'll admit I chortled.

Yako, ll'I timda I deltrohc