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retarded facial features

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 22:51

I have retarded facial features.  That is to say, certain features of my face are commonly seen in retarded people.  It's a little embarassing as people make assumptions or tell me to leave the store because I have been browsing the pornographic magazines.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 22:54

So, is your mom Chinese or Japanese?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 22:54

Looks like you could file a lawsuit for discrimination.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 22:58

>>2
No, her parents came from eastern Europe, so maybe some Mongol got mixed in the Slav, I don't know.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 23:58

>>4

Eurasians get the best of both worlds. So what's the problem?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 1:03

>>5
Eurasians get the worst of everything.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 1:16

>>6
Actually, niggers do. Eurasians aren't far behind, though.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 1:18

>>6
Actually, this girl is kinda cute. http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/1283428764

>>7
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 1:28

>>8
She looks man-ish, like all Eurasian women. I'll bet she has more hair on her chest than you do.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 1:46

>>9
face looks rather soft for a man.  I'm just surprised that no one commented on the odd dark markings under the eyes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 3:29

Typical people with the "Eurasian" look.

Ron Darling
Johnny Damon
Dean Cain

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 3:31

In Nazi Germany, East Asians were considered honorary Aryans and were allowed to marry Germans.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 3:35

>>10
That's because she stays up late to smoke pot and an assortment of other drugs with her friends before having sex with some random male that they find attractive. Like any teenage girl.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 3:37

>>1
>still uses ancient paper pornography
Looks like your facial features were right.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 3:37

>>13
She seems too "preppy" to be doing that sort of shit. More like her parents are making her do all kinds of "Honor Class" crap, and having to stay up till 1 AM doing homework. But I could be wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 3:38

>>14
quote failure
( ≖‿≖)

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 4:22

>>16
He wasn't really trying to quote, just greentext. So it's a much worse failure than you think.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 4:31

>>11
Keanu Reeves

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 4:32

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 5:01

>>19
Yep, definitely looks like it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 5:34

>>16,17
newfags detected

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-21 5:43

>>21
newfag
You know where you need to go.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 3:54

I wish I was half Asian.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 3:54

>>23
I wish I was 100% Asian. I'd be able to speak like Japanese and buy anime and manga and stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 4:07

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 4:35

>>24
MONSTER WEEABOO detected. Loser.

Name: Alpha Male !KBgk.53lJg 2010-12-22 4:59

You sound like an unfortunate victim of autism who was not blessed with the beautiful, masculine features true men have.

I am truly sorry for your defect. May your extermination be quick and painless as possible when the Reformation takes place, as I do not believe your inferior being could deal with it otherwise.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 5:21

>>27
Tell me about the Reformation, autism boy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 5:34

>>25
Weird.  I look a bit like the guy in the middle except not tall, and with a shorter and fat nose.  Who is that between moots and snacks?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 5:35

>>26
Hello, DJapco.

Name: Alpha Male !KBgk.53lJg 2010-12-22 5:35

>>28

I think you must be autistic as well. You could have inferred something about said subject (its nature, for instance) and inquired about that. Non-autistic questions would be along the lines of: What state of planning is it in? How would it be carried out? What socioeconomic resources does it require? Is it plausible? If so, why?

You, however, did not opt for anything of the like. I believe this is due to your crippled, narrow thought-process. Because you are autistic, you expect every object to be supplied before it is understood - interrelations included. No rational or even intuitive leaps can be made until you are thoroughly acquainted with some framework to contain and guide you. And even then it is unlikely you will progress on your own, as with each new packet of data you face the same familiar delay.

I hope the indifferent, chaotic cosmos grant your death in the same vein as OP's.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-22 5:44

>>14
Hey if there was a store with porn in it, I'm going to look at it you killjoy.  And if it was hot, I'd consider buying it.  But I need to browse first to make the decision.  It's good to have hard copy porn.  Get it, hard?  If the electrical age ends soon, my porn is better than gold!  I also bought slide rules off eBay!  I'll be the king of masturbation and calculation for miles around.

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