retarded facial features

I have retarded facial features.  That is to say, certain features of my face are commonly seen in retarded people.  It's a little embarassing as people make assumptions or tell me to leave the store because I have been browsing the pornographic magazines.

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That's because she stays up late to smoke pot and an assortment of other drugs with her friends before having sex with some random male that they find attractive. Like any teenage girl.