A smurf goes to the doctor.

Smurf: "Doctor, I discovered a smurf on my smurf and it smurfs when I smurf there."

Doctor: "Hmm, sounds serious, I'll make an appointment for you with a speech therapist.

Yo yo yo, I'm Speech The Rapist

1:1 In the smurfginning Smurf created the smurf and the smurf.
1:2 And the smurf was without smurf, and smurf; and smurfness was upon the face of the smurf. And the Spirit of Smurf smurfed upon the face of the smurfs.
1:3 And Smurf said, Let there be smurf: and there was smurf.
1:4 And Smurf saw the smurf, that it was good: and Smurf divided the smurf from the smurfness.
1:5 And Smurf called the smurf Day, and the smurfness Night. And the evening and the morning were the first smurf.
1:6 And Smurf said, Let there be a smurfament in the midst of the smurfs, and let it divide the smurfs from the smurfs.
1:7 And Smurf made the smurfament, and divided the smurfs which were under the smurfament from the smurfs which were above the smurfament: and it was so.
1:8 And Smurf called the smurfament Heaven. And the smurf and the smurf were the second smurf.