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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 0:37

Despite the term boner, cock has no bones in it.

Average length is not as long as most people think:  4 inches engorged is median length.

Cocks can never be "hard as a rock".  Even the hardest cock is easily defeated by a real rock.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 0:43

Even the hardest cock is easily defeated by a real rock.
Lots of rocks are easily defeated by other rocks, does that mean rocks aren't as hard as rock?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 0:50

yes

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 2:44

I dream of cocks drifting across blue skies.

True story.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 4:21

4 inches engorged is median length.
That would mean that my cock is above average which can't be true because I'm fat.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 5:13

>>5
And ugly too.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 7:09

>>6
Don't forget stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 9:03

>>7
And gay.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-19 22:21

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 12:18

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-20 18:20

>>6-8
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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