ITT cock myths

Despite the term boner, cock has no bones in it.

Average length is not as long as most people think:  4 inches engorged is median length.

Cocks can never be "hard as a rock".  Even the hardest cock is easily defeated by a real rock.

4 inches engorged is median length.
That would mean that my cock is above average which can't be true because I'm fat.