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The Adventures of Dr. Jewingston

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-07 13:02

- Doctor Jewingston, we're losing the patient!
- Not interested. I have money to count.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-07 15:50

Shortest adventure ever

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-07 18:05

>>2
I have even shorter:
I shat my pants.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-07 18:43

>>3
Jesus wept.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-07 19:12

pudi

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 3:50

>>1
man that doctor sounds greedy
is he scottish? his name sounds scottish

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 3:51

>>6
That would be McJewingston.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 3:53

- Doctor Jewingston, the patient's wife wants—
- Does she have any money?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 4:03

>>7
Maybe it's a civilized Scot, one who has dropped his barbarian title and integrated into English society.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 8:14

What like CAMERON your current PM, or BROWN your last PM or BLAIR your PM before that.

We Scots are fucking ruling your English asses.  Free education in Scotland. English paying to goto Uni. Boo Hoo. we are less than 8% of population but we are half the politicians. check the names.

Just because our agents change their accents to confuse you retarded English fuckwitts does not mean they are not Scottish.

Look at how many MP's are Mac or Mc.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 9:03

>>10
Yeah, of all the nations colonized by the English, the Scots are pretty much the only ones who have succesfully integrated into English society. The American/Canadian Indians, the Aboriginals, the Maori, the Irish... have all failed somewhere along the civilizing process. But not the Scots.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 12:54

>>10
MP's
Faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 14:22

>>11
You act like English society is a good thing, nitwit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-08 14:31

The power of the pipes
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Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-12-09 3:18


There'll always be an England,
While there's a country lane,
Wherever there's a cottage small
Beside a field of grain.
There'll always be an England,
While there's a busy street,
Wherever there's a turning wheel
A million marching feet.
Red, white and blue,
What does it mean to you?
Surely you're proud
Shout it aloud.
Britons awake!
The Empire too,
We can depend on you,
Freedom remains
These are the chains
Nothing can break.
There'll always be an England,
And England shall be free,
If England means as much to you
As England means to me.
"This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in a silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall,
Or as a moat defensive to a house
Against the envy of less happier lands
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm
This England"

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 14:42

>>15
Faggot alert.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 15:15

My friend and me just wanked each other, as when we were wee kids. It was quite nice. Well we make a bit of 69 (bjs licking ball). Because now we are adults. No penetration though, that is quite gay and nasty

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 18:10

>>15
There'll always be Muslims in England,
Rioting down the lane,
Wherever there's a problem,
Respond with suicide bombing
There'll always be Muslims in England,
Killing on a busy street,
A million marching angry Muslims,
Chanting "behead those who insult Islam",
When will they murder you?
Surely you're proud
Of extremists saying "death to British police" aloud.
Britons Islam will dominate you!
Muslims say England will pay,
No freedom remains
These are the chains,
That will never break.
There'll always be Muslims in England,
And so England shall never be free,
England means as much to you
As England means to the Muslims who say,
"This bitter land, this tainted isle",
This place of Muslims, this seat of murderers,
This terrorist-paradise,
This country torn down by al-Qaeda,
Who thrive from this infestation and the hand of war,
This sad breed of men, in their sad little world,
This pathetic nation drowning is a blood soaked sea,
Which serves as a station of Islam,
Or as a island trapping you with them,
England is envious of happier lands,
This forsaken plot, this miserable earth, this pitiful realm
This England"

Fuck England.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 18:41

>>18
Only in the big cities.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 23:06

>>16
Lout alert.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 16:16

>>20
Queer alert.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 21:10

http://www.myetymology.com/encyclopedia/The_protocols_of_the_wise_people_of_Sion.html

the protocols of the wise people of Sion ( Протоколысионскихмудрецов, or Сионскиепротоколы ) Anti-semitic Pamphlet is published for the first time in 1903, in Czarist Russia whose objective era to justify Pogromos ideologically that underwent Jewish . The text would be the transcription of supposed meetings of the “wise people of Sion”, in which these wise people detail the plans of a Jewish conspiracy, which would be in control of Masonry and the communist movements, extended by all the Earth nations, and would have like last aim taking control of the world-wide power.

the protocols of the wise people of Sion is the more famous anti-semitic publication and widely distributed of the contemporary time. Their affirmations about the Jews, that have been discredited repeatedly, continue circulating nowadays, especially by Internet . The individuals and groups that have used east text are united by a common intention: to scatter hatred to the Jews.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 21:11

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 23:43

>>21
RUDE!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 12:54

- Doctor Jewingston, that Nigger has el...
- No Niggers in my clinic. Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 15:05

>>25
Get to /newpol/, shitposter.

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