World Cup bid presentation summary

Australia: we're idiots, please give us the world cup and save us
Korea: we're at war, please give us the world cup and save us
Qatar: give us the fucking world cup or else
USA: we're greedy corporate pig dogs and our kids are too fat, please give us the world cup and save us
Japan: we're completely nuts, please give us the world cup and save us

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Actually the Brazilian team might also be mixed. But I also don't care enough to look that up. True, the USA is also not a soccer or "football" nation, depending on your preferred nomenclature, so that's probably a bigger factor.