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god i hate hard, messy, fragmented shits

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 13:46

My goodness.. what I just went through in there is something I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy. I'm talking about those stubborn, hard shits that come out in fragmented pieces rather than a strong, efficient, independent log. It wasn't "messy" per se.. not like it was exploding out of my ass or anything, it was the type of shit that just won't come out... and when it does finally come out it's in segments so you always feel like there's more up there till FINALLY, after like 15-20 minutes of torture, you get it all out and can resume the rest of your day. I'm not exaggerating when I say I used nearly 4 Wet Ones on this beast... 4 fucking wipes. I tore the last one in half because I felt awful wasting so many, but damn if it wasn't necessary. I kept wiping and wiping and little tiny dots of fecal matter kept appearing, till finally I was as clean as a whistle by the 4th wipe. Despite this horrible ordeal my ass just went through, I guarantee you that you could eat ice cream out of it right now. It's that clean.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 14:00

is this real life?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 23:22

or is it a fantasy?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 11:42

Wait, what are wipes? I've only got regular toilet roll.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 11:50

>>3
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 11:51

Open your eyes, look up to the sky and seeeee

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 11:52

I'm just a poor boy

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 14:24

from a poor family

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 16:32

Someday you will find me caught beneath a landslide

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 18:37

Shut up with that crappy song. Queen sucks a fat one.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 19:29

>>10
I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen,
Every sensible child will know what I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 23:09

>>10
I'll do a freddy on your ass if you keep talking like that

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