montage of me and my crush

http://i.imgur.com/blykY.jpg

Should say "your" instead for added truth and comedy.

"Montage" is a film term, I think you meant to say "collage."

What's this shit?

Shit, what's this?

That is looney tunes.

The Segway hasn't delivered on its initial promise, to put it mildly. There are several reasons why, but one is that people don't want to be seen riding them. Someone riding a Segway looks like a dork.

My friend Trevor Blackwell built his own Segway, which we called the Segwell. He also built a one-wheeled version, the Eunicycle, which looks exactly like a regular unicycle till you realize the rider isn't pedaling. He has ridden them both to downtown Mountain View to get coffee. When he rides the Eunicycle, people smile at him. But when he rides the Segwell, they shout abuse from their cars: "Too lazy to walk, ya fuckin homo?"

>>7
... and ever since then, he's been the champ, rite?

>>8
Oh, I didn't even consider that.  OK

Trevor shrugged off the insults the first few times, but it started to eat at him:  what the fuck is it with rude people anyway, he'd say.  He began to ride the Segwell more and more often just to wait for some asshole to call him a fag so he could revel in contempt for their easy predictableness.  Trevor eventually became bored of that game.  One overcast day, he went to a newstand on his Segwell wearing nothing but an open bathrobe (purple).  Before he got there, he heard, "Too lazy to walk, ya fuckin homo?"  Trevor sped right up and smacked into the grill of the abuser's car, propelling himself bathrobe open like a terrycloth bat onto the windshield, mashing his privates at driver eye level.  He punched his way through the door window, yelling, "HERE'S YOUR PURPLE RAIN MOTHERFUCKER!"  Ever since, he been the champ.

>>9
Champ stories don't work in third person.

>>10
OK substitute "I" for Trevor.

>>!!
I believe you mean substitute "Trevor" for I.

>>12
no, it already says Trevor in there

>>!#
No, you don't understand. You want to replace the word "trevor" with "I". >>!!-san is wrong because "I" isn't in the story, only trevor is.

>>14
That's how you turn it into first person though.

>>15
No, >>!!-san was wrong because it would be impossible to substitute "I" for trevor if I wasn't in there. You would have to substitute "trevor" with "I" because you want to get rid of "trevor" and substitute it with I.

>>16
I think you don't understand the word "for"