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Fat man bites off kitten's head

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-04 9:55

"A BOOZED-UP reveller bit the head off a KITTEN in front of horrified kids at a family barbecue.

The sick thug struck as the two-week-old cat named Tabby played on the lawn at the bash, where guests included more than 20 children.

As partygoers watched, he picked up the tiny creature and chewed off its head, leaving devastated youngsters in tears.

The crazed fiend then fled, clutching the remains of the kitten, as parents turned on him. As cops and animal welfare chiefs hunted the killer last night, the kitten’s owner Karen Kemp told of her disgust.

Karen, 46, who lives next door to the house where the barbecue was held in Llanelli, West Wales, had taken her three kittens to the bash to entertain children.

She said: “As they wandered off, this chap picked Tabby up and put her head in his mouth. Then he bit down and blood spurted everywhere. I was so angry I tried to hit him but he said he’d bite my head off too.

“Everyone was furious with him. He threw the head across several gardens and ran off.”

Police confirmed they are investigating a complaint. Neighbours have given them a description of a 20st local man in his mid-30s.

Insp Tom Edwards said: “It was an extremely depraved act. One woman was physically sick and children were screaming.”

An RSPCA spokesman said: “It was a sickening act of the worst kind against a defenceless cat.”"

 - http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article83734.ece

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-04 10:42

They're dumbfuck brits, what do you expect?

Name: Bob 2010-11-04 11:31

>>2
I expected him to cook it.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-11-04 12:36

>>2
We're not all chav idiots. This guy needs locking up.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-04 12:46

>>4
Bullshit.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-11-04 13:03

>>5
Listen blud, I'm gonna fooking cut you up badman style if you don't stop dissin my estate. Seen?

Name: Bob 2010-11-04 13:07

>>6
Just... why?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-11-04 13:24

>>7
I was channeling my inner chav.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-04 14:02

Dat was bare jokes

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-11-04 14:07

>>9
Seen bruv, I knew you'd get it, ya get me?

Name: Bob 2010-11-04 14:21

>>8
So you a tell mi seh you a act like a chav? Mi tik seh you'd a act like a native.

A little patois for you.

Yes, it seems like gibberish. However, it is dialect.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-11-04 14:33

>>11
Yeah, I've heard enough Jamaican before to understand it. It's not dissimilar to chav-speak.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-04 15:24

>>6
UK sucks, deal with it. Also, I laughed because B.O.B. (your battery operated boyfriend) claims he's Jamaican!

Name: Bob 2010-11-04 15:56

>>13
Wow, that was well thought out. I am Jamaican, actually.

Aw, you're throwing out insults because you don't like me, boo hoo.

Really, knowing that I make you mad by posting is great.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-11-04 16:00

>>13
You fookin wat?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-04 16:30

>>14
Erm, it was a joke. Perhaps you've mistaken me for someone else?

>>15
You're a queer!

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-11-04 17:23

>>16
Fuck off ribs.

Name: Bob 2010-11-04 17:23

>>16
Oh...well. Egg on my face. Yes, I have, as a matter of fact.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-04 19:14

>>15,17
Fuck off, spammer.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-11-04 19:35

>>19
Fuck off, MY ANUS

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