Name: Anonymous 2010-11-02 3:43
We had live (as in, highly flammable) tiki torches I'd spray painted black for effect and extra lighting for the yard. I had them back into the yard and away from the sidewalk far enough that a parent should, hopefully, grab their kid before the kid knocks one over on themself (they were driven in pretty deep, too) or burns themself. No one got set on fire, my yard didn't get torched and nothing bad happened. Some moronic bitch (friend of my next door neighbor, who is also pretty thick sometimes) was letting her 4-5 year old kid grab the bottom of the torch and shake it while trying to blow it out. She had a really fluffy hairstyle with a ton of the hair oil stuff that black chicks use on their hair so it's all sleek and shiny, which makes it even more flammable. I freaked, go running over in my heels and had to pry the kid off while my neighbor is picking through my candy bowl. What the fuck, man. Why do you let a kid sit and fuck with fire?
My neighbor's kid was just as bad, but at least she smacked the shit out of him. Ever since, she been the champ.
My neighbor's kid was just as bad, but at least she smacked the shit out of him. Ever since, she been the champ.