Jew

I robbed a bank.
Then I put that money in the bank.
Now I live off the interest.
I get $100,000 a year.

I have a small time job and other than the bank robbery (which was organized online, so I wasn't even outside organizing - if it was I could say I spent that time making money or something).
Gambling is a massive taboo in my culture, so I'm not gonna say I made it that way.
How do I represent the fact that I'm fucking rich and buying things like nice cars to anyone.
It'll seem like just out of the blue...I'll seem like a drug dealer or something which I don't want.

>>1
Sounds made up...

regardless of whether it is or not, have an answer for me?

>>3
you'll go to jail immediately for depositing huge sums of cash, stolen from a bank, into a bank without paying tax for it or justifying it.

TEG 5 NOSKCAJ

You need to launder than money son. Once it's clean the feds won't be looking at you.

>>1
that sounds more like something a nigger would do, jews are smarter than that bro