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Christian women

Name: Ŕ̴O͏C̵K͢͏ET͠ !buNgmeatTI 2010-10-20 16:27

Ok, so I read in the bible that women must obey you, never talk out of line and speak only when spoken too. This sounds great to me, because I am a misogynist, so I'd like to become a Christian and find a Christian woman who follows the bible, and will obey my commands. But where do I find such a woman? I think the bible belt would be a bit too much, however I'd need an extremist.

Name: Bob 2010-10-20 17:40

Buy a plane ticket to here, women look great and are heavily religious.

Will require some coaxing into commands, as well as a small fee of $100.01 U.S. dollars to a shady man in a gully.

Name: Ŕ̴O͏C̵K͢͏ET͠ !buNgmeatTI 2010-10-20 18:39

>>2
Where's "here"?

Name: Bob 2010-10-20 18:45

>>3
Jamaica.

Name: Ŕ̴O͏C̵K͢͏ET͠ !buNgmeatTI 2010-10-20 18:46

Uh, I meant in the US.

Name: Bob 2010-10-20 19:02

>>4
Suit yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-20 23:03

Mormon polygamy, all you'll need.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-21 15:21

>>1
I'm pretty sure you have to be God to get them to do that.

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