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irony is...

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-12 1:02

...studying to become a teacher...

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-12 1:46

No. NO. You nimrod, in order to give someone any kind of advice, no matter how little, you'd have to learn it somewhere, in other words you've studied it before. In a way, you are teaching someone about something.

So in other words, we are all always learning ("studying") and we can simply apply this to others and "teach" them.

SO NO, IT'S NOT IRONIC.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-12 7:55

...calling the police to complain that somebody stole your cannabis...

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-12 8:53

Very little irony going on ITT

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-12 13:55

...a deathrow inmate committing suicide...

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-12 14:33

A fire house catching fire.
 
A hipster.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-12 15:44

A bus driver waiting for the bus.

Name: Bob 2010-10-12 17:57

A whore going to Virginia.

A virgin woman going to Cox Street.

This was used in /x/ yesterday.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-12 23:01

I don't think these are ironic, just odd juxtapositions.  It would be ironic if you painted a building to protect it from the elements, but the paint attracts lighting and the building got wrecked.  The very action that you did for one purpose had, indeed, the opposite result!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-13 6:55

Taking a shower after swimming.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-13 7:45

>odd justapositions
>not irony

You're a fucking retard.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-13 14:28

>>11
Oh look, everyone, Alanis Morissette is on the lounge, and still doesn't understand what irony means.  And is still an angry little bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-13 14:48

a person who would criticize freaks for being unnatural and contrary to a boss god

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-13 16:23

OP thinking this thread would be ironic that's ironic

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-13 19:45

>>10
WRONG, the main purpose of swimming is for cooling off/entertainment, while the purpose of showering is to cleanse yourself. Additionally, you get gross pool stuff like chlorine on you, which is why you shower, dumbo!

Name: tst 2010-10-13 19:47

test

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-14 0:38

Irony is...
dropping an iron on your knee.
Ouch.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-14 0:55

A racist losing his job to a Mexican

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-14 1:14

>>18
would never happen.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-14 1:41

>>18
No, it would be ironic if the racist punched a mexican who was carrying a fragile cure for a genetic disease that only the racist's ethnic group gets, ensuring the destruction of the racist's race.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-14 7:26

...a mortician delivering a baby...

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-14 8:26

oooh, I got a good one!!

a psychiatrist who rapes his patients and thereby causes them to have mental disorders!

Name: Anonymoys 2010-10-14 10:01

A chicken eating a black man.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-14 13:31

if chuck Norris actually lost

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-28 15:09

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-29 1:53

... something magnets like.

Name: VIPPER 2010-10-29 2:06

a generous JEW

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-29 2:13

>>27
That's an oxymoron, moron.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-29 3:35

a Christian Christian

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-29 16:35

>>29
That's impossible, Christians don't really follow Christianity.

Oh wait, I get it!

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 4:20

... like goldy and bronzy only it's made of iron.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 4:21

>>29
That's a tautology, moron.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 4:48

>>32
no it is a paradox, but not an unresolvable paradox, genous.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-30 6:09

an omnipotent god

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-28 4:57

...4chan being DDoS'ed

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