How's life treating you?

How's things going in your life?

>>1
How's things going in your life?
Shit, what dud you think?

>>2
Well, tell me about it Anonymous.

I wanted to go to a party this weekend but I encountered shadow people near the river so I went back inside.

>>4
Back to the paranormal board please.

>>3
Well, tell me about it Anonymous.
Anonymous
You should learn to read first.

FOR I AM VIPPER!
JEWS

>>6
Well ok VIPPER. Tell me about it.

My sis told me I'm a perv and dumped me.

>>5
Just hope that moot doesn't close the board due to large off topic BULLSHIT

Well, my day was, interesting to say the least.

>>9
Really? Enlighten me.

>>10
No, I do not wish to talk to you, kindly go away.

>>11,10
UH OH NAMEFAG FIGHT

>>12
No, I simply want him to promptly GTFO.

>>13
Why, what's your problem, clowndick?

>>14
My problem is you.

Goodbye, I am going to sleep.

I'm rooting for bobby boy because I dislike dirty brits.

What's with all the penis talk

>>15
Whatever. Go gay up some other thread then. I was just trying to see how the world was treating loungers. You fucking anus. .

>>9
Just hope that moot doesn't close the board due to large off topic BULLSHIT

Dont worry, all of 4chan + world4ch is off topic BULLSHIT.

>>18
My, aren't your britches in a bunch?

Might I ask why you are obsessed with anuses and penises?

And, please change your posting style. It is not good for a proper lounging atmosphere.
>>19
I hate to say it, but you are correct.
>>16
Are you the same anon who called me Bobby Brown? If so, let me tell you, I laughed when I heard it. Or LOL'd if you'd prefer.

>>20
Suck a dick.

>>21
I'd rather not. That's disturbing.

>>20
Are you the same anon who called me Bobby Brown
Why yes, it was.

>>22
I know you'd rather not, that's why I suggested it dimwit.

>>24
Whoa there tiger, don't get your homo balls all in a tizzy.

>>25
Pointing out the obvious for the sake of the retarded isn't getting in a tizzy, it's a community service.

>>26
Sir, calm down, I'm a little miffed now.

But here's what's funny, I haven't thrown a single insult. Commands yes, insults no.

Yet every post you make in this thread insults me. Tsk, tsk, L33t.

Behave yourself.

>>27
Hey man, you insult or not, it was you being a jerkface. Barging into this thread telling me how you think I suck. I just wanted to see how everyone had been doing.

>>28
Think of Monday as me cooling off, so to speak. You obliged, thank you for that.

And yes, I was a jerkface.

Also, weren't we saging?
Although a bump would be fine for the thread.

>>29
Ok man, no worries.
That was an actual sage though.

>>30
Well, sage not gone through, that's strange.

Excuse this. TEST

>>31
Absent minded, excuse that as well, worth another try in a bit.

OK, now everyone stuff their meat back into their pants.

Everything has been going to shit as of late. The girl I was going to marry has taken that away. I haven't gone to any classes because of it, I'm sure I'm failing out this term. I've caught a cold probably due to the stress and lack of eating and sleeping. Thus causing me to miss more classes. The truck had it's glow plug system pretty much entirely fail and it cost the better part of two grand. Oh, and I dislocated my ankle yesterday.

I don't know what I'm gonna do...

>>34
Whether you get another girl or not, you shouldn't flunk out of class. No pussy is worth your future, especially not one that's gone. If you're ill then eat plenty of fruit and vegetables instead of those processed McRibwiches you're eating. You'll heal faster. Sucks about the truck...and try not to put too much weight on the ankle.


One thing that will make you feel better, although you'd be a cunt for doing so, is fucking one of your ex's friends. It is guaranteed that there is at least one that wanted to fuck you, so friend them all on facebook and send hello messages.

>>35
Thanks.

>>36
No problem dude.
I split up from my last bird about a month ago. There was a lot of drinking and crying, and all that jazz. However, while I was locking myself away from the world in my bedroom, I used facebook to pretend I was happy and friend every fucking female listed as single on there. It's so easy...years of talking to people online make you a master of talking to people through text based mediums. You can pretend that you're a happy, confident, interesting guy. And get girls to fuck you!
I actually broke the seal of chastity on Wednesday, just a random twenty one year old bird I friended on facebook. She was dumb as shit, but that just made it all the easier to talk to her and pretend I was what she was looking for. First time I've ever done that...I just wanted to fuck someone to get it out of the way. I do feel less bad about the breakup too now that's out of the way. I've already got another one lined up too...and she's eleven years younger than me. Thank the fucking lord for girls with daddy issues.

If I was left to my own devices without the internet, I probably would have gone a long time without breaking that seal. If you're gonna cry in the basement for a while, at least use that time to flirt with women online. Maybe only one in ten will pick up on it, but shit, that's enough right? It's better than just hitting F5 on here every ten minutes all day.

I figured the woman thing would be more of a sticking point than the other stuff when it comes to you being down. Maybe that's because I'm shallow. The money for the truck must have sucked major balls too though.

>>37
To be honest though, I think some time without sex will be good for me. I've had it available at a moments notice for almost 7 years straight. That's not saying I just hooked up with the ex she hated just over the weekend (I'll cover that part later). I just think I shouldn't be worrying about that now, it only makes me feel better in the moment. It's not giving me whatever it is I need.

I guess I'm gonna work my ass off in my classes and keep busy otherwise. One of my professors, Jishnu, said to me, "Alex, Don't let women bother you. They do not matter, mathematics is the only thing that matters. Once you take care of that, everything else will fall into place." Or something close to that. So... homework and hobbies for the time being.

Thanks again for chatting with me. I haven't got a real friend down here that I can do this with.

>>38
Holy shit man, you've got it far more sorted out than I. It should be you giving out advice to everyone here.
That Jishnu guy sounds like an awesome teacher, you're lucky to have him.
I've done the whole fucking the ex thing after breakups before. It's good because you've had a blow to your self esteem, and the fact that someone else still wants to fuck you raises it up again a little. Thing is, as soon as you're done, you just want them to GTFO. In fact, I wanted that anyway with the bird I met the other day.
Have you moved to a different city to go to college? Wondered why you don't have anyone to talk to out there. I moved about a year ago. Slowly but surely, I've started to meet some cool people around here. Strangely enough, none of them from university, more through other activities I do outside of uni, groups and stuff. I would say more but it would be too much PI.

I think you're going to be OK. It's wise to realise that what you did with your ex isn't what you need. You're very objective about all this.

Well, headaches and projects are hell. Just saying.