/lounge/ - durg money

Name: durgy 2010-09-30 6:37

I have enough money from secretly sellling drugs to buy a nice car. how will explain to my parents and family friends how I got the money? I'm only in university, never had a job etc. I want to make the fact of how i got the money reflect well on me - ie: brilliance or hard work or something , and not something like - I won it or I was given it as a gift. What do!

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 6:41

>>1
Say that you are a prostitute, nobody will susspect the truth.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 6:46

you're in uni right? so you're not actually living with your parents (one hopes). so how t'fuck do they know whether or not you're working? You could be working evenings or weekends, you don't even have to tell them how much the car cost.
So here's what you say:
"Yes Mum and Dad, it IS a nice car. I've been working nights at (local shop/gardening/brothel/library etc) for the last couple of months. It was very cheap though, the poor old lady selling it didnt know what it was worth, and I think she just needed money for cat food."

Name: op 2010-09-30 8:14

i'm in uni,
i'm not in america
we don't a retarded system of going to uni far away from your parents for no reason

prostitutes don't reflect well on your achievements

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 8:28

how will explain to my parents and family friends how I got the money

Just say it's a donation from the JACKSON 5 GET. They're rich, so it makes sense.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 8:37

>>4
prostitutes don't reflect well on your achievements

better than saying your deal with drugs.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-09-30 14:17

>>6
And what exactly is wrong with drugs?

Name: VIPPER 2010-09-30 14:32

>>7
And what exactly is wrong with drugs?
The cops that want them.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 15:10

>>7
They're probably illegal drugs genious. Did you think he was working for Pfizer?

>>1
Are the drugs sourced from latin america murderers you creep?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 20:05

10 get

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-01 1:11

OP is a retard and should be ashamed of itself.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-01 7:45

I'm ashamed as ever

what do I do???

it's onot something i could say i worked for

this is like a 60,000 dollar car

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-01 11:05

>>12
60,000 dollar car
If this thing isn't also an airplane, submarine and/or spaceship, you're a dumbass in any scenario.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-01 13:16

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Name: Anonymous 2010-10-01 13:23

IF YOU SMOKE WEED
YOURE DRIVING WITH HITLER

Name: VIPPER 2010-10-01 14:34

>>15
I drive with hitler to work everyday.

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-01 15:28

>>12
better explode it

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-02 0:12

sell it to orphans
and brag to your friends to find out which one is only pretending
to be your TRUE friend

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-02 1:46

Sell some crush₄₀, everyone loves that shit.

Name: ER 2010-10-04 7:03

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Name: NORMITALITY 2010-10-05 12:11

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durg money

1 Name: durgy 2010-09-30 6:37

2 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 6:41

3 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 6:46

4 Name: op 2010-09-30 8:14

5 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 8:28

6 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 8:37

7 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-09-30 14:17

8 Name: VIPPER 2010-09-30 14:32

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 15:10

10 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-30 20:05

11 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-01 1:11

12 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-01 7:45

13 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-01 11:05

14 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-01 13:16

15 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-01 13:23

16 Name: VIPPER 2010-10-01 14:34

17 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-01 15:28

18 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-02 0:12

19 Name: Anonymous 2010-10-02 1:46

20 Name: ER 2010-10-04 7:03

21 Name: NORMITALITY 2010-10-05 12:11