"The male highschool student from was found dead in his room, wearing no pants or underwear... according to doctors, his testis were found to have secreted an abnormal volume of sperm, causing the boy to die from cardiac arrest after his brain became over excited... an autopsy confirmed that the boy had masturbated over 20 times over the course of the day, and that the massive secretion of sexual hormones is what caused his death..."
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Anonymous2010-09-21 16:00
I am a doctor, and that story could not happen.
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VIPPER2010-09-21 16:22
There is this swiss dude, he jerked it 31 times in one day, he holds the record in world guiness book i think.
>>6
How do you get Back to the imageboards, please?
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Anonymous2010-09-22 1:34
How do you define "thick"?
Seems like a really dubious record to me.
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Anonymous2010-09-22 2:14
Hi there, welcome to Fancypants Boarding School
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Anonymous2010-09-22 3:08
>>9
Actually I'm just an enthusiastic masturbator. I just don't like that guy getting the recognition when I'm pretty sure I could break that record if I wanted (and I knew what the rules were).
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Anonymous2010-09-22 15:45
>>1
an autopsy confirmed that the boy had masturbated over 20 times over the course of the day
Lies, right there.
Autopsies show no such thing; like there's a litle clock in your cock showing how many times you fapped.
Bollocks (if you'll excuse the pun).
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Anonymous2010-09-23 12:39
>>11
compare the semen count in the testes, there is data for the amount of semen released in an average session - extrapolate find the number of jerk sessions
Bullshit, high testosterone will not kill an adolescent, at least not in natural levels. That and after the 3rd or 4th ejaculation he was "running on empty". And the brain cannot be "overexcited" and cause cardia arrest. Totally different systems as far as sexual vs cardiac...
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Anonymous2010-09-24 0:31
>>15
I agree. As an experienced masturbator, I can assure you that what the OP has described is superhuman in nature.
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Anonymous2010-09-28 2:44
I assume the people who did the autopsy decided after seeing that is balls were empty that he must have jerked it 20 times. I say if its empty I think we should assume 6000 only seems reasonable.
This is all total bullshit. Fuck you I'm gonna jerk it 21 times may God strike me down if this is the truth.