joke thread

Three guys are walking down the street; two walk into a bar, and the third one ducked.

Bruce is driving over the Sydney
Harbor Bridge one day when he
sees his girlfriend, Sheila about
to throw herself off. Bruce slams
on the brakes and yells, "Sheila,
what the hell d'ya think you're
doing?"
Sheila turns around with a tear
in her eye and says, "G'day
Bruce. Ya got me pregnant and
so now I'm gonna kill myself."
Bruce gets a lump in his throat
when he hears this,looks her in
the eye and says "Strewth
Sheila... Not only are you a great
shag, but you're a real sport
too."