joke thread

Three guys are walking down the street; two walk into a bar, and the third one ducked.

I once stuck myself to an envlope. Ever since then, I been the stamp.

I once spent a night in a tent. Ever since then, I been the camp.

I was homeless once. Ever since then, I been the tramp.

I once artificially boosted a thread. Ever since then, I been the bamp.

I was an inclined plane once. Ever sice then, I been the ramp.

I drank human blood once. Ever since then, I been the vamp.

I shed light on something once. Ever since then, I been the lamp.

Once I was moist. Ever since then, I been the damp.

I even hung onto something once. Ever since then, I been the clamp.

My offspring had kids. Ever sice then, I been the gramp.

I was even a unit of electricity. Ever since then, I been the amp.