joke thread

Three guys are walking down the street; two walk into a bar, and the third one ducked.

Superman was flying around up in the sky looking for people in need of help when he happened to look down upon the beach and Wonder Woman nude sunbathing.  He thought to himself, "I have always wanted to hit that.  Wait a minute, I'm Superman; I can fly down there and fuck that and be done before she even knows what hit her!"
So he decides he's going to do it.  In the blink of an eye, he flies down, fucks her and finishes and flies away before she even knows what happened.
Startled, Wonder Woman sits up, exclaiming, "What the hell was that?!"
The Invisible man gets up off her and replies, "I don't know, but my ass hurts like hell."