/lounge/ - Commercial women you would rape

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 7:18

Commercial women I would rape out of lust:
- Taco Time girl
- CollegeInPJs.com girl
- Erin Esurance
- Orbitz gum girl
- The girl from 4E (state farm. the 3 bitches who wish for a hot, sensitive guy with a dark side aren't bad, either)
- "Ashley Hall, Caffeinated Cheerleader" t-mobile (this hasn't been on for a few years)

Commercial women I would rape out of contempt:
- Flo (Progressive car insurance)
- Redhead in 5 hour energy commercial
- Blonde Dallas Cowboy fan in NFL Sunday Ticket "troy barkman" commercial

_{^{(Note: Women notable for non-advertising activity don't count)}}

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 7:26

Commercials? Nigga you livin' in the '50s or sumthang? Nobody watches those anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 18:17

>>2
How else would I know which women to rape?

Name: Paco 2010-09-18 11:48

The little girl from the taco shell comercial.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 12:00

JACKSON 5 GET!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 12:11

Flo's pretty hot

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 19:51

>>7
She's an annoying bitch, though.

"And we're WALKING, and we're walking."

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 20:46

all of them

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 21:17

>>8
Even the ones in LifeAlert commercials, the women who thought they'd have to re-use catheters for the rest of their lives, and the children with hare lips?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 21:41

Erin Esurance

2D all the way

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 21:58

Redhead in 5 hour energy commercial
YES.

Name: Fire Lord !AZULaFMcQ. 2010-09-19 23:07

That Mother Nature chick from the period blood sopper-upper commercials. She wants my dick.

Name: Bob 2010-09-19 23:08

>>12
She'd have a gift for you.

It's called herpes

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 22:31

The little girl in the Kraft Oven Macaroni and Cheese commercial, anyone agree?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-21 13:12

>>14
I wish to be the little girl.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 0:14

the "I'm a t-mobile mytouch 4G" girl, and girls in kidz bop commercials (specifically Hunter Pecunia)

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 0:20

Flo, for the same reason as >>1.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 0:47

The old lady from "I've fallin and I cant get up" fame. I would give there comercial a whole twist "he's knocked me down and he's reaping my assssssssssssss!" Glenn Beck could give it a new twist "before a socialisat does this to you life alert"

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 1:34

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apR64mn0FyQ

The Pepsi girl!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 2:18

>>19
OMG thank you! I used to love those commercials and I totally forgot about them. They should bring that back.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 2:26

This commercial just came on, so I had to post about it. Has anyone seen platformbreathe.org commercials. I've seen 3 different ones now, and they are all composed of showing a delicious flatchest loli in a two piece swimsuit playing on a beach from various angles. It's like a wet dream.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 12:06

I think we should Celebrating violence against women and kiddies

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 16:07

>>22
You're right, they don't need their eyes or spleens either!

So where's the harm?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 16:09

I don't know any commercial women. Probably because I'm not a corporate tool who watches commercials.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 16:12

Corporate Tools built tough
try our drill press today

Name: !KQ5iIBBFeI 2011-01-09 16:43

No, not really.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 10:37

ERIN ENSURANCE

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 19:03

rape the geko!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 0:17

>>28
that's a dude

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 8:06

>>29
your mom's a a dude

Commercial women you would rape

1 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 7:18

2 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 7:26

3 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 18:17

4 Name: Paco 2010-09-18 11:48

5 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 12:00

6 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-18 12:11

7 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 19:51

8 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 20:46

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 21:17

10 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 21:41

11 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 21:58

12 Name: Fire Lord !AZULaFMcQ. 2010-09-19 23:07

13 Name: Bob 2010-09-19 23:08

14 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 22:31

15 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-21 13:12

16 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 0:14

17 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 0:20

18 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 0:47

19 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 1:34

20 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 2:18

21 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-06 2:26

22 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 12:06

23 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 16:07

24 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 16:09

25 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 16:12

26 Name: !KQ5iIBBFeI 2011-01-09 16:43

27 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 10:37

28 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-12 19:03

29 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 0:17

30 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 8:06