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GUYS I THINK I FOUND THE CURE FOR TEH GAY!!!!

Name: RedCream 2010-09-10 18:30

SO THERE I WAS JACKING OFF TO SOME GUY GETTING RAMMED BY A HUGE THROBBING TRANNY COCK WHEN I NOTICED THAT MY PROSTATE WAS A LITTLE SWOLLEN AND SO I DISCOVERED THAT WHEN I MASSAGED IT FOR A BIT THE DESIRE TO JACK OFF TO TRANNY DOMINATION PORN WENT AWAY. PUTTING TWO AND TWO TOGETHER I HAVE FORMULATED THAT ITS MY SWOLLEN PROSTATE SENDING SIGNALS TO MY BRIAN THAT IT NEEDS A MASSAGE AND THEN MY BRIAN TELLS MY CONCIOUS THOUGHT "HEY HOW ABOUT YOU JACK OFF TO SOME TRANNY PORN NOW?!" AND OF COURES I THEN UNKNOWINGLY(TILL NOW ANYWAY) MASSAGE MY BIG PROSTATE BACK TO NORMAL SIZE.

NOW ANY TIME I GET THE URGE TO WATCH YASMIN LEE POUND A TIGHT MANHOLE RIPPING THE SPHINCTER BACK AND FORTH TILL S/HE BLOWS WHITE CREAM INTO THE NOW WELL ROGERED CAVITY WHILE RUBBING MY COCK AND FINGERING MY ANUSE I JUST STICK A BUTT PLUG UP THERE AND WIGGLE IT AROUND FOR A BIT AND THE URGE JUST GOES MAGICALLY AWAY.

SO THERE IT IS. HOMONESS ISN'T SOME INCURABLE BIRTH DEFECT THAT YOU ARE FORCED TO LIVE WITH FOR THE REST OF YOUR FABULOUS LIFE. ACTUALLY THE CURE FOR TEH GAY IS SIMPLY MASSAGING SWOLLEN PROSTATES. PRETTY NEAT DISCOVERY EH?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-10 18:49

cool story bro.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-26 4:59

THANKS OP YOU HAVE CURED ME OF THE GAY!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-26 5:27

One night I'm going to come to you, inside of your house, wherever you're sleeping, and I'm going to cut your throat.

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-26 11:01

Name: Anonymous 2012-08-26 12:06

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