Name: Anonymous 2010-09-10 0:30
I was shopping for a 3.5mm to RCA cable, and I thought I'd be in and out pretty quick. When I went to pay, the cashier insisted the 1.5 m cable I'd selected would be 'too short' and I should get a 15m cable instead as it was only a little more expensive and would be 'long enough' and I could always coil up the excess.
I'm not sure why the cashier thought he knew what length cable I needed better than I did - all I was wanting it for was to go from my iPod to a receiver and a massive coil of extra cable would just be a pain in the arse. Explaining this made no difference though. As I was leaving the store with my 1.5 m cable he said 'you'll be back to exchange it' with a smug look on his face.
I was so pissed off at this guy who couldn't even shut his fuckin' mouth as I left the store. I sat on a nearby bench for a while, and about an hour later the douchebag was out at the side of the building for a smoke. I snuck around back, crept up behind him, and wrapped the cable around his neck, yelling, "LOOKS LONG ENOUGH TO ME, YOU FUCK!" and kicked his ass down, leaving him gasping as I ran off. Ever since, I been the champ.
I'm not sure why the cashier thought he knew what length cable I needed better than I did - all I was wanting it for was to go from my iPod to a receiver and a massive coil of extra cable would just be a pain in the arse. Explaining this made no difference though. As I was leaving the store with my 1.5 m cable he said 'you'll be back to exchange it' with a smug look on his face.
I was so pissed off at this guy who couldn't even shut his fuckin' mouth as I left the store. I sat on a nearby bench for a while, and about an hour later the douchebag was out at the side of the building for a smoke. I snuck around back, crept up behind him, and wrapped the cable around his neck, yelling, "LOOKS LONG ENOUGH TO ME, YOU FUCK!" and kicked his ass down, leaving him gasping as I ran off. Ever since, I been the champ.