I think if anyone took the piss out of me for being a virgin, I would SERIOUSLY fuck them up. I simply could not take it.
I have HAD it with being a nice guy.
YES...the fucking world DOES owe me something. I did not CHOSE to live in abject fucking poverty. I did not CHOSE to have the piss taken out of me EVERY FUCKING DAY. I did not chose the shit life I have had to lead. So yeah....
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!WAHa.06x362010-09-07 5:20
See, this is what gets me.
HOW COME a fat average guy CANNOT get a woman.
BUT...a fat average woman can get a man?
I'm just an ugly fat bastard...
Which would be okay if I had a Harley Davidson. I could get a woman tomorrow night.
But...
At the moment I cant even afford a Honda 90cc cub.
If i would work out and get really buff, started drinking excesive alcohol and do street fighting, would i attract females?
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Anonymous2010-09-07 13:40
>>1
You're not even trying.
I've seen ugly, fat, poor losers get pretty decent looking girls. So it's not that it can't be done, it's that you're not trying or you don't know how.
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Anonymous2010-09-07 14:16
Jesus Christ, if you want to "get laid" just get a hooker. Looking at the description of a woman you want, you'll do just fine with a hooker.
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Anonymous2010-09-07 14:27
>>1
I'll have sex with you OP, then neither of us will be virgins.
Eating at this kind of shitty restaurant for lunch, and they hand me a lunch and a dinner menu. The lunch menu has '2 fish tacos served with rice' for 9 bucks, and the dinner menu has '4 fish tacos with rice and a salad' for 11 bucks. I opt for the dinner option cause I think it's a better deal and if I don't finish then I've got food left over for dinner anyway, but the waitress is just appalled, 'You do realize the lunch option is cheaper right? 4 of these tacos is a huge serving! I always get full on just 2, I'm sure you would too!'. Anyway I don't finish the meal and have 2 tacos left over and bitch has to act all smug like 'Maybe next time you'll listen to me when I say you'll get full HAHA', I don't know how she didn't realize 2 extra dollars for twice the amount of food was a better deal.
Anyway, I wait outside crouched behind some bushes until the bitch gets off her shift. It was pretty dark by then, and I got hungry and had already eaten the other 2 tacos. I ran up and kicked her cunt from behind, yelling, "HERE'S A HUGE SERVING UP YOUR TACO, YOU CRAZY BITCH!" Ever since, I been the champ.
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Anonymous2010-09-08 10:59
>>1
This is why nice guys before you invented rape.
>>14
The rise of world4ch as the greatest boards on the internet.
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Anonymous2010-09-09 6:44
Girls don't like angry, bitter men. That is why you don't get laid. I bet there was a time you might of been talking to a woman and not even notice she is trying to get with you but your bitterness turned her away.
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Anonymous2010-09-09 6:49
>>17
As much I hate to use chan-speak: "I fukken lol'd".
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Anonymous2010-09-09 7:00
>>18
Is.. That a good thing? I'm just trying to talk a little sense into the boy. I knew that the text boards aren't anymore mature than our image board brothers but sometimes I like to think maybe there is some intelligence out there.