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I made an Evangelion broom.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-28 16:04


First I started with the sturdy wooden handle, but toward the end I discovered that I hated brooms, and everyone who loves brooms, so I turned it into a psychology session instead, to cure all the poor, suffering fools who likes brooms. It features my mom and that girl who didn't want to have sex with me in third grade. We can shape reality however we want it, through the power of our minds, but then I ran out of budget, so I had to rely on paper to make the broom brush.

I made a second broom too. It was exactly like the first one, but had a pink dildo strapped to the top.

I hate you guys.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-28 16:09

WTF is an evangelion? is that some kind of snake-handling cult or what??

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-28 16:14

>>2
Watch Neon Genesis Evangelion. ALL of it. The last two episodes too. Yes, the ENTIRE two final episodes, AFTER you've watched the series. Then see The End of Evangelion too. ...without jerking off.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-28 22:09

I had a dream that involved NGE last night.

Then I woke up and realized that I'm a sad fucking weeaboo that has dreams about anime faggotry. Feels bad man.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-28 22:10

JACKSON 5 GET!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-28 22:11

looks like a cartoon for boys

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-29 16:11

>>6
Boku no Pico is a cartoon for boys

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-29 22:58

>>7
looks more like it's for preteen girls

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