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The death knell

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-18 11:27

Some months after you've become 30 years old, you will have a "death knell": You will one day stand up, and a few seconds later your legs will behave as if they were dead: They will give way, sending you helplessly falling. This is what's called "the death knell", signalling that your body has activated its "dying process". After that, it will slowly begin to deteriorate (age) until you die.

Do you have any tips to avoid this from happening (except for never standing up)?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-18 11:44

Exercise. If your body is fit it will deteriorate slower.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-18 12:03

>>1
You don't know shit. STFU.

OK I'm sorry about that lol.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-18 12:34

>>2
no.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-18 14:48

>>1
why did you make this goofy shit up

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 3:12

You will one day stand up, and a few seconds later your legs will behave as if they were dead: They will give way, sending you helplessly falling.

That happens to me everytime after pooping.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 21:19

>>5
It sounded like a good idea at the time. I was high on crack, horny and desperate. I tried to have sex with the words afterwards, it just wasn't the same. Why did you leave me, >>5 ?? We could have been so good together! I don't care what they did to you - you'll always be my huggie-bear.

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