You're sitting around, bored. Nothing is happening that you couldn't easily do by yourself. If that's what partying is, then fuck that shit. Make it entertaining: queer it up.
Here are some idea: have a drag queen fashion show. Play a poker game or monopoly, but everyone has to talk in the queer accent. Put on some disco and dance with two guys at a time who put on a show for the rest of you, and give the faggiest couple a prize such as some kind of gay liquor. Play twister.
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You silly sausage, queering it up is for straights to liven the party. It is not meant for actual queers, because it's supposed to be funny and we can laugh at all the discomfort and peculiarity.