ITT: How to be a Cat Burgler

1) find any water tight container that i recommend hold at least one cup of fluid. If the container has an open top, good.

2) fill it partially with water or similar liquid (water is free).

3) place this container, now with water in it, inside your freezer (careful not to spill).

4) let it stay in there overnight (or longer).

5) take it out and separate the now solidified water, or "ice", from its container. this can sometimes be tricky, let it thaw for a minute and then smack it til the ice falls out but don't hit it too hard or you will break it and have to start over.

6) get this tool to the location you intend to break into as quickly as possible before it melts.

7) throw it in the general direction of the window and unless you didn't use enough water, or your aim really sucks, the window will break.

8) enter the building through the window.

I don't see what this has to do with cats except maybe if you think that cats are scared of water but in this case most cats would gladly drink from the molten ice water so that doesn't make any sense at all

>>2
MEOW BITCH!

>>3
Woof, now scurry back to /b/

>>4

But it's caturday!

>>5
RISE UP MY BRETHREN AGAINST THE DOG MENACE!

What the fuck is the point of this?

Just use a brick and wear gloves if you're worried about fingerprints. Although that probably wouldn't work anyway because most people (at least where I live) have double-glazed perspex windows that can easily withstand something being thrown at them.

Isn't the whole idea of cat burglering is to do it with silence, like a cat?  The window will emit too much sound as it bustifies.