anyone here was a carny or knew any?

You know, the ones who work at the carnivals. Step right up, step right up.

Step right up for a free slap!

I never did, and none that I know of. Sounds like if I did, they'd have plenty of interesting stories to tell.

I have

these two carnies were a young adult couple with the guy running from the law and the chick met the guy at a bar one night, turns out the chick was 16 and the guy was like 24/25 so it was kinda weird to be around them.

this other carny I talked to was some guy who lost his job as a welder and couldn't find work so he joined the carnival for cash.

>>4
Jeepers. Where was this?

>>6
outside of Chicago eariler this summer. Those were the only interesting carnies I talked to at that time.

What's the difference between a carnie and a gypsie ?

>>8
One smells better and is fuckable.

The closest I've ever known a carny is when I played one of those shooting game. I shot the star out almost all of the way and the carny got excited and actually signed the star. What's so special about a carny autograph?

*games

>>10
Liar. Those things are not paper, they're thin metal making it impossible to win. Why are you so anxious for a carny autograph?

why not get a carny blowjob instead

>>13
I want one two.