masturbators under-represented in media

I am sick and tired of television and film works, much of it appealling to children, with scenes of fucking that nothing to the plot and don't even offer a nice view of shaved beaver to masturbate to.  The Star Trek programs are notably guilty of this.  Is there really no masturbaton in the future?  Bullshit.

I would rewrite all the scripts and replace the shitty sex scenes with masturbation scenes.  That whore Deana Troi would be a more sympathetic character if we had a five minute masturbation scene with her instead of seeing that she's some whore who fucks some guy she just met from off the ship.

KISS MY ARSE!!!!!

In Star Trek you can have sex with a computer program that looks and feels exactly like any creature you want.  Why would you need to masturbate?

Maybe you'd like to masturbate in your own quarters instead of a large room that people keep walking into, interupting.

>>4
Maybe you'd like to Jackson 5 GET

>>5
Fuck off, spammer.

>>3
Why would you need to masturbate?
Because this is not Star Trek.