happy birthday to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...So here I am. My 25th year on this shitty planet.

No sex. No GF to snuggle up to at night.

Oh well.

THANK YOU TO ALL THE BITCHES AND PECKERHEADS WHO HAVE EVER HURT ME. ONE DAY, YOU WILL BE FUCKING SORRY.

>>6
anyway as life expectancy has increased.
we must decrease it.

anyways happy bday man. would it cheer you up if i said im in the same boat, because i am.