happy birthday to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...So here I am. My 25th year on this shitty planet.

No sex. No GF to snuggle up to at night.

Oh well.

THANK YOU TO ALL THE BITCHES AND PECKERHEADS WHO HAVE EVER HURT ME. ONE DAY, YOU WILL BE FUCKING SORRY.

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No sex. No GF to snuggle up to at night.
That's good. You don't have to worry about debt, stressful days, kids, and a backstabbing bitch that'll divorce you within a few years.

Plus, people are getting married later in life anyway as life expectancy has increased.