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Stop the lying, childbirth isnt painful

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 9:38

Women get orgasms during childbirth because 1. The baby stretches her fat gaping hole wider than any dick could. 2. She has guaranteed payment for life from the government and her husband, 3. She has a little slave and has extreme power. Childbirth is a huge sexual/ego trip for women.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 9:41

No shit, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 10:16

imagine if a man could poop a babby lol

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 10:26

>>1
Imagine this: baby sex. The woman demands the newborn to be reinserted into her hairy clam multiple times to satisfy her twisted fetish. Is that what you're implying?

>>3
*baby

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 11:06

>>3
POOP MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 13:36

*Cue Big Dick George*

Name: big dick george 2010-07-23 14:12

>>6
hahahaha!!!
you have no prediction superpower
you just see the dick on horizon!!
my dick so big you see the dick many hours before george
your only superpower is tinydick

Stop the lying, childbirth isnt painful

1 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 9:38

2 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 9:41

3 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 10:16

4 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 10:26

5 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 11:06

6 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 13:36