Name: End Raffi Sweet 2010-07-21 18:12
Dear Internet,
I know how much you love declaring war on...well, just about everything and everyone. You did some truly imaginative shit to Justin Bieber and through your hard work, Jessi Slaughter spawned like five separate memes. Some people have argued that Bieber hasn't done anything to incur your wrath other than be a 2010 Donny Osmond (and CANADIAN) and that maybe tormenting a kid with hair that knows exactly where it wants to go is slightly unwarranted. Additionally, we all know how wretched Jessi Slaughter is/was, but keeping in mind she is 11 years old slightly dampens one's desire to utterly destroy that which is her clearly already messed up life. Even if her dad, Billy Mays, is hilariously insane and privy to all kinds of secrets about the information super-highway that were until now unknown to even the greatest of trolls.
Moving on, I am offering up the perfect candidate for you to next target. His name: Raffi Sweet. He is the textbook definition of a rich, self-entitled, noxious douche bag. Sure, we all hate that sort of thing. But what makes him so special? Take a good, long, bile-inducing look: http://www.youtube.com/user/rufyroofroof
Also he is old enough to torment and totally earns it with minimal effort. Among his many crimes: forcing other people to know he even exists, refusing to have sex with girls unless they first take/pass(?) a breathalyzer test (?!111!!??111), winking at the camera, barely managing to hide his love for himself in homemade music videos where he covers such hits as "Bedrock" performed in front of the one chain link fence in Lexington, Massachusetts, etc.
Seriously, he is flat out vile. Please, do your worst. PLEASE. I know you have some serious collective genius and I think the good karma that could come from this project would make kittehs across teh tubez smile and look like burritos and shit. He must be destroyed. Do your best/worst/best again.
Sincerely,
A concerned citizen
I know how much you love declaring war on...well, just about everything and everyone. You did some truly imaginative shit to Justin Bieber and through your hard work, Jessi Slaughter spawned like five separate memes. Some people have argued that Bieber hasn't done anything to incur your wrath other than be a 2010 Donny Osmond (and CANADIAN) and that maybe tormenting a kid with hair that knows exactly where it wants to go is slightly unwarranted. Additionally, we all know how wretched Jessi Slaughter is/was, but keeping in mind she is 11 years old slightly dampens one's desire to utterly destroy that which is her clearly already messed up life. Even if her dad, Billy Mays, is hilariously insane and privy to all kinds of secrets about the information super-highway that were until now unknown to even the greatest of trolls.
Moving on, I am offering up the perfect candidate for you to next target. His name: Raffi Sweet. He is the textbook definition of a rich, self-entitled, noxious douche bag. Sure, we all hate that sort of thing. But what makes him so special? Take a good, long, bile-inducing look: http://www.youtube.com/user/rufyroofroof
Also he is old enough to torment and totally earns it with minimal effort. Among his many crimes: forcing other people to know he even exists, refusing to have sex with girls unless they first take/pass(?) a breathalyzer test (?!111!!??111), winking at the camera, barely managing to hide his love for himself in homemade music videos where he covers such hits as "Bedrock" performed in front of the one chain link fence in Lexington, Massachusetts, etc.
Seriously, he is flat out vile. Please, do your worst. PLEASE. I know you have some serious collective genius and I think the good karma that could come from this project would make kittehs across teh tubez smile and look like burritos and shit. He must be destroyed. Do your best/worst/best again.
Sincerely,
A concerned citizen