/lounge/ - Elusive

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 10:29

I'm trying to win over an elusive woman. Any tips?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 10:47

Is she hot?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 11:04

also date other women

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 14:36

dont do it

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 18:41

Get her back to your place and play some music, possibly something romantic such as ABC by the Jackson 5 GET

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 20:40

>>2 yes she is
>>3 i'm keeping myself open so don't worry
>>4 why ever not?
>>5 so romantic

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 20:40

>>5
Fuck off, spammer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 20:44

>>7 thanks for saying what I couldn't haha

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 6:45

Come on guys, i need ya here

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 7:14

the more attention you give her, the more elusive she'll become.
you need to be interesting to her in a subtle kind of way. remember YOU are the catch, not she.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 8:48

>>10
Thanks man! Thats some great advice. It'll be hard though since I'm so damn compelled to her. What are some good ways to be subtle about this?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 9:03

>>11
Just be an interesting, good looking man and she'll come to you soon.

Protip: Be interestingly good looking, it kills two birds with one stone.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 10:42

>>12
Haha I enjoyed your protip. I guess I'll try that. She's told me she thinks I'm cute and is really amazed at my prowess with diction and drawing. Hopefully I can continue to woe her!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 21:14

Any other advice, fellow loungers?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 8:21

>>14
install plan 9

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 12:46

>>15
please brief me

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 12:58

>>16
that information is classified. first draw me a bunny in lieu

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 13:29

>>17
It's ok, I'm cleared to the highest level; please disclose.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 13:54

>>18
Need 1 bunny first, mister

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 15:33

>>19
is this really going to help.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 16:18

>>20
yes it is.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 21:41

>>21

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Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 21:42

>>21

      /| __
   / |   ,-~ /
      Y :| // /
      | jj /( .^
      >-"~"-v"
   /    Y
      jo o |
   ( ~T~    j
      >._-' _./
   /   "~" |
      Y    _, |
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      / l/ ,-"~ \
      \//\/ .- \
   Y / Y*
   l    I    !
   ]\ _\ /"\
      (" ~----( ~   Y. )
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Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 21:43

>>21
/| __ / | ,-~ / Y :| // / | jj /( .^ >-"~"-v" / Y jo o | ( ~T~ j >._-' _./ / "~" | Y _, | /| ;-"~ _ l / l/ ,-"~ \ \//\/ .- \ Y / Y* l I ! ]\ _\ /"\ (" ~----( ~ Y. ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 21:44

There, not one bunny but THREE!
Now continue.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 23:33

>>22
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>>24
Thank you guys!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 4:19

>>25
Very well begin with http://plan9.bell-labs.com/wiki/plan9/installation_instructions/ . The significance of the bunny will make sense later on.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 4:31

>>27
Glenda <3

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 4:36

Tell her you thirst for her vagina.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 6:53

>>29
I second this one...that way I can deliver my lines and her and I will be in the sack in no time.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 7:52

>>28
Anonymous ?!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 8:07

>>30
Sorry man, but I can't give 'er up that easily! Even though I can understand where >>29 is coming from...

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 8:33

>>32
☣ Please try to ignore troll posts! ☣

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/77139

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 16:57

>>33
gah

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 3:45

So, distance. How should I deal with that?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 4:08

>>35
http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 5:28

>>1
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Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 19:09

>>34
Gah?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 19:35

>>38
just about troll posts

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 19:51

>>39
It is a troll though.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 20:01

>>40
whoops! sorry. I don't mean to troll my own thread

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 23:29

>>41
No, I mean smirklad, he's the troll, and is recommended that he be ignored, his trolling not fed.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 2:41

Ahh alroghty then. Lots of confusion there!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 7:07

>>43
You are getting it right when you are the most confused.

:/

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 12:37

>>44
I would have to agree

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 18:20

>>45
☣ Please try to ignore troll posts! ☣

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/77139

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 19:39

ANYWAYS
How should I fare with the distance between us?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 19:47

>>47
Rub your erect penis on her shoulder, if she doesn't react negatively and try to cut your junk off, then you've got yourself a keeper.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 20:14

>>48
I'm pretty sure she's a keeper already, but its come to my attention that we have to deal with the distance :S

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 8:10

I'm bumping this cuz i still would like assistance man!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 8:51

>>50
http://boards.4chan.org/r9k/

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 16:51

>>51
thanks, but not too helpful haha

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 17:40

>>50
1. take shotgun
2. load it
3. put it in mouth
4. pull trigger
5. back to /adv/
6. we dont want your shit here

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 19:20

>>53
geeze man

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 0:07

>>53

Well I would have said in a much nicer tone, but he's right

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 0:07

bump

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 0:17

>>55
I get the fact that I'm not wanted here. So why did >>56 bump me? :P

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 0:26

>>57

>>56 is probably a supper spam waiting to happen. He doesn't want you here, he uses your thread as a way to screw with /lounge/

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 0:32

>>58
alright i give up. i'm not sure what else to do

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 0:34

>>59

Ok, and I'm serious here.

Befriend her fat friend. Makes it easier.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 0:52

>>60
eh?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 2:05

>>61

Bee?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-29 7:32

>>62
haha see!

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