History's women... which would you FUCK?

Let's say you could give them a couple hours to shave and clean themselves up.
Which of history's women would you fuck?


Would you fuck Mona Lisa?
http://calcamonia.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/mona_lisa_171.jpg

Clara barton?
http://www.njarchives.org/links/images/senpa001/SENPA001-ClaraBarton003.jpg

Darn, that's a tough choice. Mona Lisa would look gorgeous after a few drinks. Is alcohol allow to be consumed in this hypothetical situation?

Mona Lisa had no teeth.

MONA lsia was a jew

I would fuck lol, Jackson 5 GET

i would fuck a man lol

>>1
It depends. Do I get to use one of those antirape condoms turned inside out? If that's the case, I'd do them both. I'd do every women in the world, and record their screams, and play them back whenever I want to relax or sleep. ...and while I fuck them, I'd burn them slowly, and do everything I can to make them suffer like I suffered. I'd trap every woman in the world in my basement and just torture them until they died of old age, while one of them sucked my dick.

i would fuck the chick from Depeche Mode!

BOTH

Rumor has it Cleopatra was hot.


For an inbred.

http://www.steamlinx.com/content527-775-Jane-Pleasure

>>10
inbreds tend to be hot if they're not the result of extensive inbreeding.

>>13
... after they put the flames out.

FIX'D

This is leading to a paleorectal event.