Only in the strange world of Cristiano Ronaldo could a baby be born and the identity of the MOTHER be questioned.
The baby is obviously Ronaldo's - when doctors smacked the little boy's bum at birth he rolled along the floor clutching both ankles.
The nipper is being looked after by Ronnie's family in Madeira, now known as 'The Land of the Diving Son'.
All the dribbling, the baby-oil, the spitting the dummy out - and now they have a baby to contend with too.
There are several candidates for mother, but not one looks remotely bleary-eyed and weepy.
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One is 20-1 chance Paris Hilton, who has had so many men that the FBI go to her for fingerprints.
Ronaldo has never admitted scoring with Paris, but she claims video technology will prove it was definitely in.
Italian model Raffaella Fico is 2-1 favourite.
She once tried to sell her virginity for 1million Euros - my missus's went on a Bosman.
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