morning ritual

i have a morning ritual that i need to share.

i call it "world4ch shitposter".

first, i crouch down in front of computer in the classic "receiving anal sex" pose

with my eyes closed i crouch there for a minute, visualizing either my father (who never gave me enough attention) or the guy he used to suck off and start to write nonsense on the keyboard hoping it will make me forget the failure that is my life.

then i slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes

it helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless cyborg

the only problem is you're the only friends I have yet I treat you like shit

so do you want hard hugs or soft squeezes

It must be late or something cause I found this way funnier than it should be.

>>1 Why not just use a chair?




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