USA to draft everyone

Yes, in a stroke of genius that satisfies both goals of ending poverty and ensuring healthy miltitary contracts for the corporations, everyone on earth has now been drafted by the US military.

>>7
that's what she said

>>8
what the fuck are you even talking about.  go to a political forum you fat fuck.

>>9
I mean so many of you in the US actually belong to a political party, so are on a "team", watch and listen to loudmouths yap politics, forward shit emails all over, your newstations are mostly politics, these fucks who leave political comments everywhere on the internet, such as >>8 who probably uses the word "liberals" every day, yuck  RELAX GO FISHING, IT'S NICE OUT

>>10
Oh yeah, I hate that bullshit too. In reality there's no such thing as a two-party system here, it's just one big party with two false wings. And you're right, the arguments that people have about them are nothing but show.