Sketchy past employment

http://molarity.mirror.waffleimages.com/sa/75/7502c02ad82be4eb3ee59236f085a47f754531fa.jpg

If I were an employer, I would not know what I would make of this.

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I think he was implying a forbidden past employment...perhaps?

:/

>>2
http://i48.tinypic.com/210n5mh.jpg

"keeping abreast of trends" - oh yeah, keeping a breast
She likes to work abroad I gather.  Oh yeah, a broad.

Summary:  I am an experienced whore and stipper and worked in the insurance industry.

>>5
I'd hire!

:/

Sounds like she is saying she could be the perfect secretary.