Christian potato chips

How can you be sure that your potato chips are properly Christian?

You're a gay.

potato chip can not be christian
not even animals can be christian because christian say animal not have soul
how you think potatochip can be christian then!!?
Hahahahaha
not only have you small penis but also
small brain!
we bigdick men((me and my many many children)) are the future evolution of human and life in whole
how it feel to soon be competed away for women and food?!
Hahahahahahahaha

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keep swingin' that dick, georgie