CSI Miami Caruso one liners

It seems like gary coleman died of a stroke
mabye....
*puts on sunglases*
he died of different strokes
YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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"the tests show that the strange fluid in the girls ear was semen"
"well i guess she didn't,"
*puts on sunglasses*
"hear it cumming"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

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Sir! Bill Gates was found dead at his office! The evidence points to Steve Jobbs.
Well I guess..
*puts on sunglasses*
Someone was a bad apple.
YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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The tox says she was raped drugged with roofies
I guess this was a night...
*puts on sunglasses*
She would never remember
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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detective: "i don't think it's a coincidence the mexican who won the lottery was killed..."
horatio: "well i guess...
(puts on sunglasses)
...he was the juan."
YYYYYYYYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

``Steve Jobbs'' sounds like the name of a gay druglord.

>>2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jobs

>>3
Now that's Steve Jobs. Would you think Jabba the Hutt was Jabba the Hutt if he were Jaba the Hut. I didn't think so.

Absolutely awful.  Fucking terrible.  Revolting and frankly nasty.

We found out that your wife's been fucking farm animals.
Well it seems to me...
*puts on sunglasses*
She got back on the horse.
YYYYYYYYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

>>6
lol

We found your glasses.
Well I guess...
*puts on sunglasses*
I'll put them on.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

fancy sunglasses, workout and whatever wont take attention away from your tiny penis!

The wise man Confucious tells us:
"Man with hole in pocket"
*puts on sunglasses*
"Feel cocky all day"
YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!