CSI Miami Caruso one liners

It seems like gary coleman died of a stroke
mabye....
*puts on sunglases*
he died of different strokes
YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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"the tests show that the strange fluid in the girls ear was semen"
"well i guess she didn't,"
*puts on sunglasses*
"hear it cumming"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

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Sir! Bill Gates was found dead at his office! The evidence points to Steve Jobbs.
Well I guess..
*puts on sunglasses*
Someone was a bad apple.
YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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The tox says she was raped drugged with roofies
I guess this was a night...
*puts on sunglasses*
She would never remember
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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detective: "i don't think it's a coincidence the mexican who won the lottery was killed..."
horatio: "well i guess...
(puts on sunglasses)
...he was the juan."
YYYYYYYYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jobs