Why dont you have a girlfriend?

Because I can suck my own dick, making girlfriends useless, and besides why should I spend money on girlfriends when I can spend it on a new GPU for my rig?

Money was the major issue for me too, since I'm a poor college student I didn't want to spend so much money on dates with my gf. She was my first btw. I probably spent around $30~$40 a day? I only met her around once a week, sometimes twice if I had time.

She also lied constantly, making me doubt everything that came out of her mouth. If her dad called her, she'd tell him that she was out with a girl friend.

I ended up breaking up with her because of the issues above and some I won't mention here. I'm 20 and I will remain to be single until I finish my studies and maintain a steady income. I don't want to be held responsible for anybody but myself until then.

UR doin it wrong! A true pimp doesn't spend money on girls. He has the girls spend their money on him. i.e. i7 P6T and all da ram you can fit and you don't pay shit but just fuck dat pussy raw every night.

Get wit da programe mayne.

>>1
Fascinating. Do you eat your own cum as well?

>>4

Sometimes I lick my own asshole.

:/

>>1
Because I can suck my own dick

how did you do that?

>>6
Surgically removing lower ribs.

have girlfriend, do cum, u?

:/

>>5
That is despicable! I command you to stop this unholy act at once!

>>1

Nah, I spend it all on hookers instead of a gf

>>10
_{you a babyfucker?}

>>7
sOOO not true if you have a decent sized dick you can suck it (autofellatio) maybe God was in a bad mood creating you midget-dicked probably white guy (We all know that black fellas have better man parts right brothers )

Autofellatio?  Admit your role!

>>9
If thine own eye offend thee...

:/

>11

No, these hookers I've fucked are all of legal age!

im gay.

Women have no honor.

I like to wrap the rim of my anus tightly around another mans penis and let him soak the walls of my colon with a thick fishy smelling white goo. Thats why.

>>18
A/S/L??

>>19
11/m/secret

>>17
YES THEY DO! IT'S BIAS HONOR.

:/

>>15
maybe you should go to thailand or some shit like that, they good kid prostitutes there.

The air in Thailand is filled with STDs.

>>23
well yeah you get what you pay for, so dont expect much.