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First pair of skinny jeans

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 18:44

So I bought skinny jeans for the first time today. You see where I live there is no stores that sell skinny jeans for boys so I had to buy girls skinny jeans. Thats why I never bought any skinny jeans till today because I was always to embarrassed to walk into a girls store and buy a pair of skinny jeans. Anyways I told my mom to drive me to the mall, she dropped me off there, I then walked into forever21 and walk to where they sell the girl pants as fast as possible. I browsed around to find a pair of skinny jeans that looked good to me, I could see girls staring at me and laughing while I was browsing. A big beefcake guy that worked there came up to me and asked if I needed any help. I couldn't help but blush a little. I said no but he saw the jeans I was holding and asked if I needed some help trying them on. I said no but he wouldn't take no for an answer, he escorted me to the changing room where he went in with me and began to take off my pants. I didn't say a word. When my pants were off I am sure he must have spotted my rageing boner I was sporting in my tighty whities (i'm not gay or anything it was just all the touching was getting me excited). He pulled up the jeans I had picked out onto me and zipped them up. When I looked at myself in the mirror I saw the jeans fit my figure perfectly. I said that these pants were perfect and I would purchase them. The beefcake dude took my skinny jeans off and put me back into the jeans I came into the store with. I then followed him to the cash register where I paid for the jeans. I then went to the bathroom in the mall and changed into my new jeans and then went to wait for my mom to pick me up in the parking lot. When my mom saw my new jeans she said don't you think they are a little tight jokingly. When I got home my dad saw me in my skinny jeans and said he didn't know he had a sexy teenage daughter jokingly. Everything went better than expected.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 18:46

I love wearing skinny jeans, I can feel the eyes of dirty older men eyeing up my young plump ass.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 19:21

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 21:36

Jeepers, listen here, jerkface.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-07 21:45

>>2
Sounds pretty queer!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 0:28

I still don't understand what makes skinny jeans any different from jeans that aren't baggy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 7:26

baggy jeans make you look poor.
skinny jeans make you look gay.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 7:58

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 9:22

>>8
bi curious middle class person

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 17:21

enjoy your nuthugger jeans you dickless fag

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 17:24

>>10
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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 0:11

What's wrong with wearing skinny jeans to keep warm?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 1:14

>>12
To keep warm, you need an layer of insulator.  Air is a good insulator, and if your jeans are tight around the balls, your balls will get chilled.  It's good for balls to be a bit chilled, but maybe you don't want chilled balls.

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