wooden robots in the stone age?

Yes, the stone age people, commonly called cavemen, may indeed have been far more sophisticated than we thought.  Their amazing technology could have been wood and straw-based, and therefore today all we find of their work is their stone craft.  Their robots may have had the power of flight.  Some could have been monstrously large, and powered by fresh fruit connected in series.  Yes, these wooden robots were quite amazing indeed.

Would never have happened.

The Milk Marketing Authorities would have organised a sabre-toothed union to prevent the mass-milking of herds by these monstrous robots.

Further, the Soft Fruit Authority would have managed to artificially inflate the price of citrus-based products to ensure that electrolytes were beyond the means of any group bent on producing said robots that could have been used for the harvesting of the very fruits that they depended on for their production.

Lastly, any recourse to the lesser 'vegetable' by-products wopuld have invoked the wrath of the 'Brassica Board' - an organisation not to be trifled with.

Now, or ever.

http://www.brassicas.org/