if you could turn any dude queer, who?

Who would you turn queer, if you could just wish to turn a dude queer?  Would you use your wish for the good of mankind?  Would you somehow directly benefit?  Would you find some amusement at the queerification of this person?

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Also, you're visibly upset.

Well, I fucked that one up.

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