if you could turn any dude queer, who?

Who would you turn queer, if you could just wish to turn a dude queer?  Would you use your wish for the good of mankind?  Would you somehow directly benefit?  Would you find some amusement at the queerification of this person?

>>19
You may as well wish for a magical pony that pisses lager, as it's about as likely to happen.
Or you could stop being a whiny manchild on the internet because you never say shit to anyone in real life.
So what you mean to tell me is that you're a faggot. Ah. Gotcha.

I bet you're a real shut-in.
Only in the winter time.