Punny Jokes
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-29 9:35
I fancy myself a bit of a comedian, and a punster. I'll start with some jokes made from puns, and feel free to add more as you feel fit.
I wanted to tell a pretzel joke, but it was too twisted.
Hear about the vampire tomato? She left the other tomatoes for pulp.
The tofu joke is well... tasteless.
Add some more punny jokes. I know there must be a plethora of them...
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-29 9:57
Get out.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-29 10:06
Er, uh, orange, orange...you glad, I didn't say banana?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-29 10:09
>>1
Come from /lounge/, please!
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-29 11:52
PUNS AER BAD
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-29 13:55
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-29 14:03
>>6
Do you want to learn to play my meatflute little girl?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-29 14:04
>>7
Whoa! That's uncomfortable. What is your deal lately mister?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-30 3:35
bump
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-31 17:01
If Sonny were a lawyer, would he have worked pro-Bono?
Is it better to meet a girl in a park, or park your meat in a girl?
Two pretzels are walking down an alleyway. One is assaulted.
Sorry, there was no way to butter that last one up. It may be a bit hard to chew.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-31 18:21
>>10
I love the one about the assaulted pretzel.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-31 19:31
Did you hear about the queer? He's a cum gobbler (like you).
Name:
Anonymous
2010-05-31 20:38
dat shiiite is wak as fuk
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-01 13:23
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-05 7:17
Why was the strawberry late for his appointment!?
He was stuck in a jam.
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